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Thursday, November 23, 2006

God Bless Robin Williams!

I have been a Robin Williams fan for years. My Dad forwarded an email to me that I liked so much I just had to share! So here you go...


Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts!

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up And repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace But I have not heard of a plan for Peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, Past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, And the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, Regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort To become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of us know that what we give them, is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

11) The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE... Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

The Statue of Liberty is no longer Saying

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.

She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,

'you want a piece of me?' "

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starbender said...

I knew I luv'd this man 4 a reason.... now I have several reasons more!!!


Let's get it started!!!!!

Thanx 4 the post
: )

starbender said...

I have put up a link for this post today--I hope U don't mind!
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Sir Dirty Joke said...


saby said...

Great Plan
it is already put into implementation by france, Germany and the entire European Union and India will soon join in and China too

USA will be isolated in the World Community.

BLAIR has already admiited IRAQ was a collosal mistake

We will not touch USA no more
Indians are already coming home

no more 7-11 stores and POTELS
Good luck to the US of A

saby said...

the wisest ting dat America ever did was to keep out of WW II until Pearl Harbor happened

Europe's economy and Britain was in shambles after WW II

and USA becme a super power after WW II

starbender said...

Saby--These are the EXACT 2 comments you left on my site-----I left your reply H E R E

Keshi said...

what a star!


:P fuzzbox said...

Sounds like a winner to me. With Wal-Marts on every corner, who needs 7/11's anyway?

guttergirl said...

Hee Hee! I love that post!!

All it took was for common sense to take over.

Melissa said...

starbender - thanks for stopping by again! Robin Williams is GREAT!!!! I'm glad you like him as much as I do! :) Of course I don't mind if you link to my posts! You are one of my blogger buddies! And your blog always makes me smile... TRUST ME... I need that more than you could know. Thanks! :)

sir dirty joke - thanks for stopping by again! I'm glad you liked the post, but I have to admit, I'm a little afraid to check out what new stuff you have on your blog. I hope your butt contest went well! :)

saby - Ahhhhhh. An American hater. I'm ok with the 7-11 stores and, as you put it, the "potels" going away. We get a new PHD from India in my town about once a week. We seem to be getting all of the great intelligent doctors in exchange for shipping the 7-11 cashiers back to you. And while mistakes have been made in Iraq, removing a mass-murderer from power was not one of them. Would you rather we send him to govern YOUR country than to let his own people prosecute him for his horrendous crimes against them?

starbender - thanks for watching out for me during my brief absence. :) Nice to know I have friends to defend my favorite comic!

keshi - hhmmmmm? Compliment or attempted insult? Not sure, but your opinions are welcome because this blog originates in America... that means freedom of speech even for those we don't agree with. Thanks for stopping by! :)

:p fuzzbox - ::GRINS:: Another example of great American industrialism! Wal-Mart!!! :) Thanks for the comment! :)

guttergirl - another mom!!! Yay!!!! See? I get negative comments too! Roll with the punches and get up swinging girl!!!! Thanks for stopping by! Come back any time!!!

honkeie2 said...

I think we need more comedians in office, no more wrestlers, actors or body builders. We need to get some comedians to run for office.

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