Lubricant not included...

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DAMN "THE MAN"!!!!!

OK... So I was all set to leave town early in the morning to go see my hubby... Then at 2100 he calls me and tells me that he has been informed he will most likely NOT be getting the pass he earned two weeks ago... for the second weekend in a row!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!

And I just got cleared by my doctor to get some nookie again after Xander's birth!!!! Talk about a bummer! I even had a sitter (Grandma Rocks!) for Auron so we wouldn’t scar him for life if he woke up to see Daddy making a Mommy sundae (ahhh.. the many uses for whipped cream)!

So here I sit... too pissed off to sleep. There is still a slight chance he will get his pass by the end of the day tomorrow, so I am sitting on "GO" to make a flying trip to the base if he calls and tells me to. Who knows how long it will be until he gets another overnight pass... and for those of you I haven't told yet... his AIT was extended from 10 weeks to 19 weeks. We don't get to be a family again until sometime in January!

DAMN THE MAN!!!!!!!
(For those of you who don't know... that is a reference to a move called Empire Records.)
DAMN THE MAN!!!!