Broadband.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen of blogland: I now have

BROADBAND ACCESS!!!!!!

The kids are in bed.

The husband is passed out in our room.

I am sitting here at my keyboard in the living room with a sweet tea in one hand and a pint of Ben and Jerry's in the other!

(No, you DON'T want to know how I'm typing.)

Oh, come on you pervs! I was kidding!!!!!

(Or was I.....?)

So, I am hopeful that my posts will once again become frequent. I no longer have to log in and sit waiting for twenty minutes while my modem struggles in vain dialing phone number after phone number and begging the internet:

"ACCEPT ME!"

In the past twenty four hours I have watched more YouTube "banned" commercials than anyone should probably see in a lifetime!

I click once.

ZOOM

I am at a new web page... And it is completely loaded!!!!!

I click again.

ZOOM

I hit a web site that I didn't mean too... And...

"Is she really doing that?"

"AAAACCCCCKKKK!!!!"

click.

Zoom

Ahhhhh... Cheesecake... Online!

Life is good!

(or maybe that's just the caffeine and Ben and Jerry's talking)